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the forgotten boy
god i just remembered that when i first joined tumblr people used to make posts saying welcome to their new follows and in that instant i felt at least a dozen new grey hairs growing
Vilkas and Farkas of the 'Two Brothers' set. I love the personality contrast between these two. Farkas is a jolly person, bringing in that keg for the party tonight. In contrast is his brother Vilkas, who is keeping to the shadows with a mistrustful glare.
I’ve played Champions of the Just multiple times but I didn’t remember ever hearing this banter:
Cassandra: they’re monstrous!
Vivienne, hugely fed-up: we all noticed
Cassandra: it’s horrible!
I literally had to pause and post this because of the giggle I got from Vivienne sounding so audibly annoyed, like ‘thank you, ser obvious’. She normally sounds so put together. 😆😆
finallygaveintothesirencall asked:
How do you preserve the food from your garden so it doesn't go bad before you can eat it?
gallusrostromegalus answered:
You are wildly underestimating my ability to go fucking feral about fresh produce. I don’t think I even brought snap peas into the house last year. Just ate them right off the vine.
Though I did end up freezing the strawberries/blue berries as they ripened, but even those were consumed within the week.
The only tough one was the potatoes, but that was resolved by just foisting potatoes on everyone I knew. Much more welcome than Zucchinis.
Oh this is why every gardening person I know keeps trying to give me the food they grow
That, and we love you. Homegrown produce is a love language.
Unless it's zucchini. Then it's a cry for help.
Tomato (June) - I think highly of you; treasured friend
Tomato (September) - you are a warm body that is nearby
Fresh new asparagus - romantic love
Artichoke - fondness
New rhubarb with leaves removed - flirtatious potential
Rhubarb with leaves left on - the bloom is gone
Swiss chard - I have made mistakes
Perpetual spinach - declaration of animosity between our houses
White-fleshed potato - you are a neighbor
Blue or red fleshed potato - as above, but with overtones of camaraderie/affection
Kale - you are a person who was nearby when I had kale
Raspberries - you are a person I admire
Strawberries - you are a treasure
Onion - I am confused
Young French beans or young peas - I thought of you especially
Runner beans - mild criticism; familial ties; gift from parent to child
Pumpkins - overt romantic, sexual or childhood-bestie interest; highest declaration of loyalty
Prettily coloured popping corn, I.e. glass gem - let this seal the breach between our houses
Zucchini/courgette - cry for help, resignation
Novelty pumpkins - marriage proposal
what is Your lotr scene. mine is the scene in the fellowship where aragorn throws an apple to pippin and merry my sisters is looks like meats back on the menu boys
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A monster?
A Hero
Sweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friend
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